Enjoy!

http://www.gameroom.com/cd05/SA_Leather.zip

Good site for cheats and walkthroughs.

Hey Kids? Do you like cartoon violence? (yeah, yeah, yeah)

Wanna see me stick PS2 demo video through your eyelids? (uh-huh)

Developed by The Behemoth.

Nice job, guys.

GTA: Lego City. It was only a matter of time.

Now you know about GTA for GameBoy Advance, but did you know about Grandtheftendo for the 8-bit NES.

Here's a message thread re: the bodybags in the desert. (with pics)

Former President Bush's Jet Crashes Killing Crew

Ex-President Bush was to board jet that crashed

Ok...so this happened yesterday. That's what I get for playing too much GTA lately.

There's a group, calls themselves the Ghosthunters, over at GTAForums.com. Trying to find the truth behind rumours of ghosts, ghost cars, UFOs, mass graves, mysterious phone booths and other unexplained phenomena in San Andreas. Check the video footage.

That face in the mountain (in the second movie) reminded me a bit of the image of President Bush that was on a billboard in New York City leading up to the Republican National Convention.

Oh and be on the lookout for Leatherface, yes, that one. He may be out there too. The search has even inspired this film by Beach Head Productions.

I will say that I was in East Los Santos in the Cluckin' Bell parking lot when a pedestrian seemed to fall out of the sky (or perhaps off the telephone pole near me, and splattered on the ground) No I don't have pics, I'll have to start picking up the camera instead of just the spraycan. I'm not sure how I can carry a shotgun, a 9mm, a sub-machine gun, grenades, and a baseball bat, but can't carry both a camera  and a can of spray paint at the same time.

Well, I didn't, but now I can.

Official site. JFK Reloaded.

Is Bigfoot alive and well in the hills of San Andreas?

Well, is he? Is it true? Is this proof? Or is it a hoax?

Some say he's already dead. There are also rumors of a Monkey Man.

Other worthy GTA sites include:
GTAgaming.com
GTAForums.com
GTASanAn.com
GTA-Central.com

Rockstar releasing San Andreas machinima prequel, eight CD soundtrack

Headaches, difficulty sleeping, burning eyes. Symptoms of either the latest FDA-approved drug (some people read the diclaimer at the bottom of those commercials), or you've been playing too much Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

Yes, it's something I don't want my kid playing (or seeing) until he's older. But it hasn't stopped me. Although if I could find a cheat code to shut off the shooting and the language, perhaps I could show him the fire truck and train missions.

The cut scenes, dialogue, voice acting, and storyline have clearly exceeded Rockstar's work on Vice City. And in no way is that a dis. This game is that good.

There's quite a few sites out there for hints, cheats, and talk. GTA Warehouse is a good place to start.

You've seen it before, and you'll see it again. This is the "sorry I  haven't updated in awhile" blog entry. Many blogs have these. Some are written better than others. Some are actually read by people, because "goshdarnit, I love this blog and it hasn't been updatedi n awhile and I need to know what's happening with so-and so, and I'm getting cranky, and I hope the 20 blogs I read updated today".

Then there's blogs like this one, which is clearly not read by many, possibly not read but any, but nonetheless here I am with the grand assumption that someone actually reads this blog.

And I  now tell you...sorry I haven't updated in awhile. There's lots happening: getting ready for my son's birthday party,  project management over the lack of substantial work in the past week, house stuff, and new addictions to mp3 blogs and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

I really could go on about the new GTA, but I really don't want to right now, because that is time I'd rathering spend playing it.

I also could tell you all about these great mp3 blogs that I've begun frequenting, but again right now I'd rather be reading those.

And besides this is the "sorry I blah blah blah" entry. As an unwritten rule, it shouldn't be substantial. In fact, this entry is wordier than it has any right being. And besides (that's twice in one paragraph, if you're keeping score) if you are still reading this entry this far down, I've stolen a precious minute or two of your life already.

You should have quit while you were ahead, when the word sorry popped up earlier in this post.

Perhaps a real post will appear here soon.

I really hope not to hear anything more about Republican "values" from the Bush camp. Unless they spell out corruption and dubious ethics as core values.

Here's a link just in case Majority Leader Tom DeLay is charged by a Texas grand jury. (Thanks, Mah Two Cents) The GOP does not see criminal charges as something that would question the integrity of DeLay.

"With a bigger majority, we can do even more exciting things"

When I read those words from a DeLay quote, I instantly shuddered. Exciting things? Like what? Concentration camps? Microchip implants?  Patriot Acts II, III, IV, and V? Halliburton Happy Meals at McDonald's?

Ol' Dirty Bastard was an entertainer; a character with character and a spontaneous nature. Whether he was saving a child beneath an automobile, or saving a Mariah Carey single from obscurity ODB applied his inimitable talents. I might just have to break out Return to the 36 Chambers, it's been awhile. Rest in Peace.

Physical Exhaustion. Mental Anguish. Unfair Labor Practices. Disgruntled Employees. Madden's Oakland Raiders teams had it easier than these folks.

It's in the Game!

Thanks to 3 Finger Salute for this one.

Is it any wonder the Iraqi people aren't overly enthused about American democracy? I mean, aside from constant bombing and lack of clean drinking water.

America is the parent shoving stringbeans in the mouths its children insisting, "It's good for you, just eat it!" And the Iraqis, like most children, protest, with the argument, "NO! It's yucky!"

This truthout article about election hijinx in Ohio is an example of yucky democracy in action.

We had just returned from the local toy store from our old town. Yes, there are still a few left. There were actually two in that area.

My son issued a mandate and was quite adamant that it was top priority.

"Daddy! This is an important job. You need to send this out on the computer to everybody in our town.

My son is 3 1/2, actually just about 4 years old, and in his world trucks, dirt, and trains rule. Especially Thomas the Tank Engine trains.

And we had just purchased "Henry's tunnel", which has been discontinued for years. So you can understand my son's excitement.

Now I'm not one of those that buys toys for my kids to just look at. You know, keep it in the box so it doesn't lose its value while it sits on a shelf in a kid's room collecting dust. So yes, all Hess trucks are fair game. Boxes are open and even discarded. If they brake...well, they brake. The child only cries because they broke a favorite toy, not because Mommy and Daddy can't believe they broke that toy that in 20 years would have bought 1/4 of a college textbook for said child.

So "Henry's Tunnel" was apparently from the 1996 Thomas the Tank Engine collection. Which, to my son my as well be, the Bronze Age. My "important job" as he put it was to share with everyone a picture of the Thomas the Tank Engine lineup for 1996.

So here it is.

My son also told me how he's no longer going to include Q when singing the alphabet. He wasn't clear about the reason why. Perhaps it has something to do with that whole "U always follows Q" rule, which I'm sure back in the day was as hotly contested as the designated hitter rule in baseball. And since spelling to him, is not nearly as important as digging, I'll spare him the exception of proper nouns like Qatar until he's older.

In fact, given recent events, I'd like to avoid any mention of the Middle East to my son for quite some time.

I should mention that he also likes to jump from 11 right to 14 when counting. I remind him of the existence of 12 and 13, but he tells me he knows that, but just doesn't want to say those.

You'll know if my son has become an architect someday, when you report to your office on the 17th floor, and realize you're only 15 stories up.

As the kids say, ROTFLMFAO. (they might not always include the second F.

http://www.fuckthesouth.com

...try, try again.

Actually, I'll lead with it.

Drop in for Tara Reid's  exposed breast. Stick around for political discourse.

That's Hategun. Not to be confused with Lovegun. No...wait...I actually meant the Kiss album. I swear. This blog needs to cut down on the NSFW.

Although, at least Ashcroft won't be bothering me anymore. But before we go celebrating uncovering those revealing, sinful statues in D.C., let's be sure it's not a case of the "The Devil You Know...".

I figured you know the rest of that one, I don't exctly remember. But I do know it's appropriate, and doesn't break any decency laws.

Who will it be? Alberto Gonzales? Officer Barbrady? Mr. Garrison? Chef? Jimbo? the 1989 Denver Broncos?

You know...Barbrady would probably slip into the Bush cabinet as Attorney General just as easy as Tara Reid's breast slipped out of that dress. (see above) Jimbo could take over as Secretary of Defense. And I'm sure Bush could find a position for Garrison, who would support the president's stance against gay marriage.

Yeah the election's over. But can you  ever have too much Triumph? And this Jon Stewart clip from Crossfire is pretty entertaining as well.

...everywhere else on the planet, but the United States. Small problem, though. Only the U.S. vote counts, and maybe Guam, not sure what happened there. But no one's waiting for their absentee ballots. But Kerry's not disputing their 1/16th of an electoral vote either.

Like Hunter S. Thompson said, "Four more years of George Bush will be like four more years of syphilis."

Looks like we got the disease, and none of the fun associated with it.

Love him or hate him, Eminem's got a few things to say about the election. Nice collab on the video with GNN. I don't think he's undecided.

Just found this Bush resume site, kind of nice snapshot to remind people why they aren't voting for Bush, to give those undecided a nudge to the left, and to give those Bush supporters an opportunity to reconsider.