I found the ghost photographer in GTA: San Andreas. Although if you stop him or her from drowning by say, hmmm...shooting them full of lead, well, they bleed more than most ghosts. And die. And don't leave you the camera. I plan on putting up some pics soon, since I haven't seen a single one on the message boards.

But, in the meantime, the Indianapolis Star (well, you know, I live in Jersey and just need to know what's shakin' in Indy) ran this story on a certain ghost on sale at eBay.

I usually buy my ghosts in bulk from Costco, but I suppose $65,100 is a good deal for a ghost (with cane).

Actually I find this to be kind of a sweet story, albeit odd, but sweet nonetheless. Kid's grandpa dies. Kid has to confront death. Kid gets scared of Grandpa's ghost. Kid makes Mom sell Grandpa's ghost on eBay.

I genuinely believe the mother was trying to get some piece of mind for her son, and figured, "who's it gonna hurt?" (not her quotes, but they just felt right). It's a shame bidders ran it up so high. I hope someone pays something, and sends the requested confirmation of receipt.

In the form of web-hosted Shockwave based games of course. Snow N' Blow or Lick N' Bowl. Your choice.