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I haven't had that much sleep that's the best I can come up with.

I think Red Sox and Yankees fans are all dumbfounded over what they've just witnesses. Sunday night's game I missed, falling asleep reading my son a few stories, although I had dreams of the Red Sox tying the score. Although the real game departed from there; my dream included the Yankees decked out in white pinstripe business suits (and no, the dream did not include Michael Kay's midgame uniform description), as well as the tying run being scored by Dana Snow, the first female pinch-runner in MLB history, as far as I know.

Now the Yankees in bussiness suits is by no means much of a stretch of the imagination, based on their usual efficiency and productivity in slapping beatdowns like Donald Trump handing out pink slips. As far as Dana Snow, I don't know any Dana Snow. I marginally knew a Dana in high school who drove a Fiero, but she had different last name. Snow could be her married name. But who knows, its hard to score with a Fiero.

Anyway I was prepared to be calling for Terry Francona head on a platter with some fava beans and a nice chianti, but despite his best efforts, the Red Sox still won. He must have known something the rest of the world didn't. But I hope he counted his blessings on 10 fingers, and realized he doesn't have an 11th.

I had a running list last night of management miscues, but a Sox victory and good night's rest has shortened it down a bit. Here's a few observations:

(1.) The score was 4-2 with no outs and Johnny Damon comes up after Bellhorn led off with a double, and relieving Mussina from the game, much as he did to Mussina in Game 1, ending the perfect game that evening. Damon's about 1-for-122 so far in this ALCS, and is typically a good bunter. But since the Red Sox led the majors with the fewest sacrifice bunts (12), Damon swung away, and if memory serves me correctly, struck out swinging. Needless to say the runner did not get over, and did not score.

Later in the game, Bellhorn failed to buunt a runner from 1st to 2nd, but then ripped an 0-2 pitch for a single. This time Damon got the bunt sign, and promptly popped out to Posada.

To be fair, I can't lay the blame on Francona for lack of execution in the second example, but for not giving a bunt sign with Bellhorn on second, I don't know. I know they were down 2 runs, but I've seen enough Yankees-Red Sox games to know that almost every inning has a run scoring opportunity, so let's take one at a time. Just as the Res Sox had to look at this series day-by-day, down 3-0.

(2.) Cabrera's on first. Posada gets hit in the hand with a foul pitch and is visited by the trainer.

RUN!

Cabrera's a fast runner, will steal close to 20 bases a year in a full season, why not put him in position to score on a single.

(3.) Dave Roberts is a great asset to this club, and showed everyone why when he rattled Tom Gordon and went from 1st to 3rd on aTrot Nixon single. But I don't like putting in a pinch runner on first base for Trot Nixon, in a close late inning game. Trot's had some big hits against New York in the past, and taking two starters out of the game, when the spectre of another extra inning ballgame is looming in the shadows, could come back to bite you in the ass.

Turns out it didn't. Kapler even made a nice play on a Jeter fly hit to left.

(4.) Arroyo came in and pitched lights out to the top of the order, striking out A-Rod and Sheffield. Then didn't come out for the next inning. There may not be a tomorrow to save this guy for. There's no "in case Schilling isn't healthy enough" just yet. You got to win one, before you win two. and at this point each day is another day to wake up and just win one.

But the Boston bullpen combined for eight scoreless innings, as a whole. This teams has more rubber arms than Plastic-Man, Elongated Man, Dr. Reed Richards, and Stretch Armstrong combined. Mike Myers came in to start the next inning and struck out Matsui on 4 pitches.

(5.) Myers a lefty, pitches to one batter, Matsui (see results above), and is replaced by another lefty in Alan Embree. A situational lefty is still a lefty, but as I said before 8 scoreless innings by Red Sox relievers.

Now I'm seeing a pattern, although originally I thought I'd be lambasting Francona, someone could probably make a good argument that he did a great job last night.

Let's just say that luck was on his side. I got 2 more and I'm not sure they can be explained away.

(6.) David Ortiz attempting to steal second. 4 stolen bases in his career, and Francona sends him now. Even if it's a lie, please tell me someone missed a hit-and-run sign. Or that Ortiz went on his own.

You know what, don't tell me anything. David Ortiz doesn't deserve anything less than hero status right now. And if he thinks he's Rickey Henderson (circa 1984, not 2004) then he just might be.

Posada (ROTFLHFAO) fired a ball to Bernie Williams in center that M.J., I mean Derek Jeter intercepted and layed the tag on the mercurial Ortiz.

Replays show that Ortiz right hand looked like it beat the tag.  Perhaps the umpire used his David Ortiz Strat-O-Matic card and some dice to determine the call, or maybe even more careful review may show that Jeter's tag nipped the helmet before landind square in the back of Ortiz.

But about 2 innings prior, the second base umpire might have missed the call when the troubled Johnny Damon, attempted to steal second after an infield hit. Replay showed Damon to be in just before Jeter's tag with the wrist, then the heel of the glove.

At this point, I'm thinking, the Sox are not supposed to win this game. It would have happened already. Perhaps the ghost of Ted Williams is at war with the ghost of Joe Dimaggio, in the dark recesses of Cooperstown, (no museum's open at 11:00 PM that I know of), vying to battle the Babe to save the entire Red Sox Nation from eternal damnation and reverse the curse.

And I thought things weren't looking good for New England as I watched #7 unfold.

(7.) Varitek catching Wakefield. This was like watching a game of "hot potato" at a convalescent home. I KNEW I was watching how the Red Sox were going to lose this baseball game.

I thank God that my Red Sox fan father, born in 1925, decided to shut off the game just before Varitek hit the game-tying sacrifice fly to center. Because with his multiple bypass surgeries, I'm not sure he would have made it through this.

Varitek only caught Wakefield for about 2 innings this season. doug Mirabelli catches Wakefield's starts to give Varitek a day off. But your starting catcher doesn't typically get days off in the ALCS. But sometimes they should.

Especially when marathon games follows marathon game on consecutive nights, and catching knuckleballers just ain't your bag.

3 passed balls. The first on a strikeout of Gary Sheffield. Of course, Sheffield reached first safely, that's the way the script should read. But Wakefield shook this off, and shook off every dropped pitch by Varitek that didn't result in a passed ball.

Mirabelli desperately needed to be in this game. I know Francona wanted Varitek's bat in the lineup. I know that Varitek, who has hit miserably against Mike Mussina drew a walk batting right-handed against Mussina to score the first Boston run. And yes, I know it was Varitek who hit the sacrifice fly to tie this game.

But, if each passed ball is worth 90 feet, and you have 3 passed balls, simple algebra tells you the 4th passed ball puts a runner on home plate. And then you would most certainly like to have Varitek's bat in the lineup.

After the first passed ball, every pitch by Wakefield was excruciating. But it wasn't his fault. Maybe it was his fault that he was that good, consistently throwing strikes. You knew one of those balls, that always hit Varitek in the glove, would eventually score the winning run.

Francona had time to realize even before the 2nd and 3rd passed balls, how badly this could end. But he stuck with Varitek for better or worse. Even intentionally walking Posada after a passed ball had moved Matsui from first to second.

Francona knew that Varitek would catch just enough balls to give Ortiz another shot at becoming hero and sending the last remaining Nomar jerseys in Boston to the Salvation Army.

I'm just happy we've got at least one more game.

Ahh the fall classic. The leaves must be falling, cool breezes are blowing, and my chocolate suede car coat readies for another season. No, I am not the copy editor of the J.Peterman catalog, just a baseball fan.


And it must be the Yankees vs. Red Sox once again. I know this because the Pedro Martinez takedown of Don Zimmer has just eclipsed the falling of the second tower as the most aired video clip across all the combined Fox Networks. At this point like most of you and your kin, I've been scarred for life by both.


For the easily offended, well your easily offended and it's too late for me to make it up to you. But I have no intention of taking these matters lightly. Just as the Bush administration and its public relations people, (for convenience sake, let's just call them Fox News) have hijacked the 9-11 footage to use in its campaign for 4 more years of wiping their ass with the Constitution. Wow, I think that last sentence was offensive in too many ways to name. Perhaps I should say wiping their asses with the Constitution. At last that will get the Grammar Police off my ass. Are they still independent or are they now part of Homeland Security, too? If anyone would like to reply with just how many ways that last sentence was offensive, that's cool. Someone told me the other day that this was still a free country, although they spoke in hushed tones and in tongues at the time.


Where was I? Oh yeah, Bush used 9-11 in his campaign advertisements to show how strong and resolved he is. And then he told us about how resolved he is. And then he told us again.


Now I have a bit of a problem with this because to put it briefly, 9-11 happened on his watch, and there's enough stories about all the warnings and briefings that were ignored, that there's no need to link to them. Everyone knows, or knew and forgot and went shopping. Me too I got a sweet pair of shades at PacSun today. Then I remembered again.


So anyway this behavior is despicable. Using peoples deaths in the worst tragedy to befall the U.S. to get more votes.


I don't look at planes the same way when I look up in the sky, especially when they're flying at just the wrong angle. You know the angle I'm talking about, you saw it, too.


Today in Atlantic City I saw a young Dominican and a crotchety senior (I never actually looked up the definition of "crotchety", but I'm sure it means something like "full of piss and vinegar") in a heated debate and I started having flashbacks. As the elder moved in closer, I nearly fainted expecting to see his younger adversary palming his skull and sending him to the asphalt. Post-traumatic Zimmer syndrome does not appear in WebMD, and I'm pretty sure any drugs I take to combat it won't be deductible on my Schedule A.


Ok...I'm overdoing it but now we're getting to the point of this rant, and actually where it all began before my Tarantino-esque typing sent me back up top of this diatribe. So what follows is the beginning, and I'm not re-typing it again so let's hope this prologue meshes well, and hasn't sent you back to your usual pron-crawling.


Does it surprise anyone that Fox is broadcasting both playoff games at the same time? It doesn't make sense ratings-wise to pit both of your networks against one another and sabotage ad revenues, since true baseball fans are spending about 4 hours flipping between games, as opposed to spending 8 hours watching them at different times. 3 of the 4 teams are from great baseball markets which should ensure high ratings no matter when the games are broadcast. So to the less-than-average joe, it seems like a dumb business move and someone should lose their job.


But it's Fox.


Fox knows exactly what they're doing.


The final Presidential debate is on right now. As I'm typing. It'll be done by the time you are done reading this. And I can't tell you about it either. Because I'm watching the Red Sox and Yanks (1-0 Yanks in the bottom of the 2nd right now, by the way).


Fox knows that the greatest baseball rivalry of all time is a much greater rivalry than Bush versus Kerry and is exploiting that truth, so less Americans will see  Bush embarass himself on live television against John Kerry. And even if Bush doesn't put his foot in his mouth at any time, Fox isn't taking any chances.


The presidential debate could only worsen things in "the polls" for King George II. Now I know my accusations of Fox bias is nothing new. Michael Moore told you (and showed you), the Outfoxed guy did the same thing, as well as any Democrat you've talked to for more than 5 minutes about the state of the U.S. media.

If ABC can re-broadcast the Desperate Housewives and Lost season premieres, a la HBO's treatment of the Sopranos and Sex in the City, would it be too much for FOX to re-broadcast the presidential debates?


This just in...


...straight from the Fox News ticker...


...they are...


...Superbowl Sunday.


Thanks, Uncle Rupert.


That's it from me, the idiot who decided to miss both baseball games and the Presidential debate, because he got a bug up his ass to launch version 2.0 of his blog.